Recently, a few of my co-workers got in some trouble when they were caught making (alcoholic) drinks for one of the waitresses. While I don’t condone the behavior (and I’m pretty pissed that I’m now dealing with the consequences of their poor decisions), a part of me wants to post this on “the board” and see how the Man Who Thinks He’s God likes it.

Reasons to Allow Drinking at Work:

1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. If somebody does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.